Thursday, October 13, 2005

This is a true story (didn't happen to me, but to someone I know).

A cunning but not-too-smart patient with narcotic dependence steals a prescription pad from his physician.
He thinks he's made it big, able to forge prescriptions for oxycontin, morphine and the likes.
Later that day, his doc gets a call from the pharmacy...
Pharmacist: Doc, I think a patient of yours just tried to fill a forged prescription...
Doc: Really? Who/what/where?
Pharmacist: Mr. X just handed me a prescription for Oxycontin 1 kilogram....
Doc: !!!


Blogger Gina said...

Want to tipu also, tipu wisely lah. Ha ha ha!

1:51 AM  

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