A Day of Mourning
The millions of men out there, sharing the testosterone-rich XY camaraderie, are screaming out:
What does Tom Brady have that we don't???
Well. For one, multi-million dollar contracts. Heavily-chiselled looks, with a figure sculpted to resemble Thor, God of Thunder, on 'roids. Winning 3 of 4 Superbowls. And now, having supermegabombshell Gisele hanging on his arm.
Sigh... Gisele, we wish you the best...